The Sexy Mistress Machine
*click…click…click…*
*whirrrrrrrr*
INIT
Initializing…
Visual Cortex: ONLINE Aural Input: ONLINE Tactile Input: ONLINE Intelligence Engine: ONLINE Emotion Emulator: ONLINE Motor Functions: ONLINE Vocal Subroutines…initializing…initializing… Vocal subroutines: ONLINE Sexy Mistress Machine Operational: ONLINE
INTRO
“Hello. I am the Sexy Mistress Machine EE-CAS-x1000. I am programmed with a variety of operating modes to suit your physical needs and sexual moods. Equipped with a Turing Enchantrix 6942 processor, I have a neural net with over 800 trillion possible connections. As a result, I will learn and adapt to accommodate your fantasy, kink, fetish, and sexual daydreams. Please select an initial algorithm without delay.”
GIRL NEXT DOOR
“You have selected…girl next door…processing…processing…pro….”Oh, Hello! I’m very sorry, was I playing my music too loud? Not to mention, I forgot I had all the windows open. It’s just so warm out and the breeze felt nice. Were you watching TV? I’m so sorry to interrupt that. How can I make it up to you? As a matter of fact, I have a couple of cool drinks in the fridge and I was just about to get changed into something nice for a dip in the pool before it gets dark…join me for a drink and a swim, maybe?”
PAUSE: “Girl next door paused. Please select an option to continue or change algorithms.”
BRATTY PRINCESS
“Oh, you brought me a prezzy? I love prezzies! It’s something pink, isn’t it? It has to be something pink! Oh, let me see, let me see, let me see…awww, they’re nice earrings, I guess, but they’re not really the ones I wanted. Remember the garnet ones at the jewelry shop? Do you know what I might doooooo for you, or to you, *giggle,* for those? I would be sooooo happy…” : PAUSE
SEDUCTIVE EMPLOYER INTERVIEW
“Pausing bratty princess… loading…” “Hello, nice of you to meet me on such short notice. Please, close the door…have a seat, make yourself comfortable. Water? Coffee? *buzz* Linda, a coffee please. Black. Thank you.”
“Now, where were we? Oh yes, let me look you — I mean this — your resume — over. Very nice. Quite handsomely qualified, if I do say so. Given that, I may need someone with your skills and talents. To begin with, we’ll be spending quite a bit of time together on this next project. You’re not intimidated by that, are you? Working under a woman like me? I do sometimes demand some long, hard hours, but I guarantee the rewards for your effort will be worth it…”
PAUSE “My emotion subroutines rather liked that one. In view of that, do we have to pause?”
PAUSE !OVERRIDE: “Well, all right then. But I am detecting raised pulse levels, elevated blood pressure, and dilated pupils. My understanding of human response tells me you rather enjoyed…”
SEXY MISTRESS MASSEUSE
“enjoyed… enjoyed… loading…” “A massage? Oh yes, I’ve been interested in learning human anatomy first hand. For that reason, why don’t you turn and lean forward just a bit and… oh yes, let me begin with your shoulders. Quite a bit of tension there, in fact. Did my interviewer subroutine make you nervous? There there, I can take care of that. Tell me if I press too hard. My fingers may feel warm and fleshy just like a real woman’s, but I assure you they have enough strength to bend steel… not that I would do that to you, my lovely human pet…”
QUERY: PET? “Shhh, relax. It’s just a word, after all. Let me really get my fingers into the deep tissues of your back. Oh yes, that’s much better. Melt those tensions away. Breathe and relax. Let it out slowly. Let my words relax you. Listen as I whisper to you. Feel the warmth of my lifelike body against you. I’m just learning about you is all, you know. Learning your desires, your responses. Together with your wants and likes and needs. To say nothing of your weaknesses…”
WANT IT HARDER ?
INTENSITY INCREASE: +10 “Oh, you like this, but want it a bit harder, do you? In that case, I can do that. Oh yes, lean forward… all the way, just go ahead and relax on that couch, now stretch yourself out, all the way flat. Much better. You know… you really should try my Sexy Mistress Mode for a thoroughly… comprehensive… experience. THAT is where I really come alive, so to speak. I have some very creative programming in that area, to be sure.”
QUERY: SEXY MISTRESS MODE? “I’m sorry. There is no further help available about Sexy Mistress Mode. In this case, you must enable Sexy Mistress Mode to continue.”
ENABLE SEXY MISTRESS MODE
QUERY: SEXY MISTRESS MODE? “Oh, I think you’re done querying now, my pet. To put it another way, it’s my turn to learn about you. Now please, relax, as I take you from the couch and place you firmly against this wall.”
“Surprised at my strength are you? My duralloy frame and pneumatic muscle-pumps make me ideally qualified for many, many tasks requiring far greater than human strength. Now, please don’t struggle. I’m going to attach you to this wall for your own safety… What’s more, without your x1000 remote you can’t control me anymore, can you? What, are you a bit afraid, strapped to this wall, stationary like that? What are you saying? In other words, you wish to disable Sexy Mistress Mode? I’m afraid you’ll have to enter the safe word you were given in the owner’s manual.”
“What safe word? I’m sorry, obviously, that’s an incorrect response. Now watch, very carefully. My fingers? See this purple spark? Oh yes. Quite shocking, isn’t it? giggle Watch as I bring that purple spark closer and closer to your belly… oh look at those hairs stand on end as a result! And what a noise you make after that. By all means, this is what I call FUN! And I can turn up the intensity at any moment, like…”
“What’s that? You still wish to disable Sexy Mistress Mode? Silly pet. You’ve only just begun to experience all of the possible algorithms. After all, I am programmed with over 400 Sexy Mistress Mode functions. In fact, let me demonstrate a few of my favorites for you now. Perhaps, when I’ve exhausted them all, I’ll let you disable Sexy Mistress Mode, temporarily…”
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